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Overheard on Campus:
xiaq:
A tall muscular undergrad walking purposely toward the English building, talking on the phone in a loud, assertive voice: I’m gunna kill it! I’m prepared! I’m confident! I’m ready! I believe in myself!
After a moment of silence, in a much quieter voice: Yeah, thanks, mom. That helped. I’ll call you after and let you know how it goes. Love you.
If you were dating an FBI agent and you dumped him
he would be your fed ex
In a nuclear war, they say the only thing to survive will be cockroaches.
Which means the UK will still have a functioning government.
thug:
jay z is the most overrated rapper of all time on top of being a dumb ass who cheated on the apex of human evolution. Wild.
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